Tuesday, June 9, 2026

Arthur Cravan, Weight-lifter (1916)

 


I found a corner in a First Class compartment and made myself comfortable. That is to say I let down my guard and stretched out my legs in the most casual manner in the world. 

And under my lobster skull I juggled my World Champion's orbs
So as to survey the crowd, assembled almost by accident,
When I spotted a gent, an apothecary or a solicitor,
Who smelled like a janitor or a pelican.
Ha! Ha! This I liked: his proclivities
Revealed themselves much as they do with a herbivore,
While his head reminded me quite strongly 
Of the time when I used to curl up for the night beside my dumb-bell,
And, I'm bound to say, with a sort of real adoration
Not to mention something difficult to explain
In the presence of the polished egoist
Whom I bottled with my Atlantic eyes,
I worshipped his forearm as a sacred dish
And compared his stomach to the attraction of shops.
Tickets, please! 

"Property-owners are termites," I exclaimed suddenly.

And while allophagous
In the glow of your loving,
Our tangled 
Waistcoats entwine,
My darling cauliflower,
I follow your vast range
And your colours,
And in an amalgam
Of Jack Johnson, elephant-seal and wardrobe
Our turds glisten like watered silk.
Fuck-fuck! The beat
 Of the breeches
In the final 
Abdominal
Spasm! 

I'll say it again at the risk of getting myself locked up: by the beard of the nanny-goat and the whiskers of the she-rat, property-owners are ter-mites! 

What do it mean?
How much did he curl compared to some kidney-ruined, heart-enlarged train wreck of a one-dimensional human in current times? 











1 comment:

  1. The "smelled like a janitor or a pelican" section is fucking killer.
    A few words . . . so many meanings.
    Every other persona he took on is equally interesting
    Boxer, poet, performance artist, husband, father, suicidist . . .
    missing person . . . unconfirmed death by drowning etc., etc.
    No end to them and all well done at a time when, well,
    back to where we're tiresomely headed again perhaps.
    So Cheers to the one-dimensional again, that god-given
    right to be all the fucking same and heaven help anyone
    not that same tiresome "sane" SAME OLD SAME.
    SAVE A ROPE AND FINDS ME A CREAKY STOOL,
    METHINKS IT'S GOIN' OFF THE RAILS AGAIN!

    Aw poop.

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