My name was once Nobody and you had one eye, oh Cyclops of lifting- info sales and creator of impenetrable chosen-one-only boxes.
Seventeen years, 3,000 posts, 17,000,000 page views growing by 5 to 10,000 each day . . . no money changing hands, no sales, no sponsors, no books composed of slightly altered material real men worked hard to discover with some ego-yahoo's name shat upon it, no online coaching, oh-no-no, none-a that and all I have to say is . . .
In your fucking face, Cyclops, and have a nice day, eh.
Guys, I think we may have accomplished some small and minor thing
and it only took us seventeen years to do it.
Be FREE, feel CLEAN, enjoy the pouring rain on your bare flesh
and by all means please do . . .
Enjoy Your Lifting!
Written from within a wet cardboard box
situated close to an abandoned strip mall
with a working wi-fi hotspot.
What's for dinner!
The dumpster, she's full,
there's bags in there with food,
now pass me the salt and
a grand-and-good night
to you, and you too.
Congrats on defeating the Cyclops, had a good laugh :)
ReplyDeleteThat was a fun one, glad you got a smile . . . hey, did you send stuff this morning via email? Don't matter who did, if it was you . . . THANKS! And if not . . . THANKS for lettin' me know you laughed a little!
DeleteYes, that was me. Love Bryce's stuff but some of it is so hard to find!
DeleteThe stuff you were cool enough to send has odd-object lifting in it. Yeah! There's almost nothing on that here and that ain't good. There's only this from Bryce, so far https://ditillo2.blogspot.com/2021/07/just-strong-bryce-lane-2003.html I love his lifting writing and his sense of humor's style! It should be up there soonly, sweetly and most satisfyingly.
DeleteThe P&B, er, B&P website! Man, we are older now but there's still a fire and plenty of room for laughs woven into those flames.
DeleteI stumbled on the motherlode! Hey Fingers, don't defeat me now.
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