Iron Man March 1967
In the December issue of Lifting News, Peary Rader touched
on a subject to which I have given much thought. This is the starting of Plus 40 lifting
clubs.
Anyone who has owned a barbell, worked out in a gym,
attended lifting meets or watched Mirror Athletes on the dais trembling with
self-love, is aware that the smell that pervades the weight game is not attar
of roses. So, tired of holding his nose, he takes up golf, bowling, bleacher or
TV sports.
The smell that pervades the whole lifting game is not the
sweat of the lifters nor the essences that anoint the poseurs. It is the decaying
smell of death. Lifting as it’s practiced today is DEAD.
So, let’s not patter the Plus 40 Lifting Clubs after the
dead. LET’S START TO HAVE FUN.
Let’s start with a few members in every locality. No special
place to hold the first meets is needed. Just a member’s garage.
The meets can be held Friday nights, Saturday or Sunday
mornings. They’ll be FUN meets. No one is barred. A man who presses but 50
pounds can compete. There’ll be no standard lifts. No combination of lifts will
be repeated more than twice a year.
At times the members will compete as individuals and at other
times as members of a team. The teams can be chosen on the spur of the moment.
Remember these are to be FUN meets.
There’ll be rooting for one’s team mates and heckling for
one’s opponents. No hard feelings will ensue because one’s opponents in one
meet may be one’s team mates the next time we lift.
If we’re to have fun we must get away from REGIMENTATION.
When I was a kid we went to a vacant lot or a playground and chose up sides for
baseball, basketball, football or track. Now from the time a kid gets out of
diapers he’s regimented in playing baseball, football, basketball, in track, in
swimming, and now in lifting weights. The more sensitive the kid the sooner he
begins to puke. And puking is not fun so he quits.
Let me tell you about contests we’ve held in my garage the
past 35 or more years. We’ve pressed behind the head, squatted with weights
held overhead, Jefferson lifted, bench squatted, squatted for top weight, squatted
for reps, half squatted, quarter squatted, on-leg squatted. We’ve pressed:
bench pressed, incline pressed, decline pressed, side pressed, performed the
down-and-up with weight held overhead; curled, cleaned for top weight, cleaned
for reps, dead lifted, Jefferson lifted.
We’ve dipped for weight and we’ve dipped for reps, we’ve one-hand
cleaned, we’ve one-hand jerked, we have pressed while seated, we have one-hand
snatched.
We’ve done sit-ups for top weight, we’ve dumbbell pressed,
we’ve dumbbell jerked. We’ve done the dumbbell swing for top weight and for
reps, we’ve done the hold-outs; in fact, we’ve done just about anything that
anyone has thought of. And it has all been fun. These contests are so much fun
that it’s only for lack of time that we don’t have them after every workout.
It's not necessary to be able to lift in order to have fun
lifting. I can’t lift but no one could have had more fun lifting than I’ve had.
The result of my super activity in lifting and other sports is that at age 69 I’m
probably in as good health as any person regardless of age.
At the start of the Plus 40 Lifting Clubs it isn’t even necessary
to separate the lifters by bodyweights. All that’s needed is to determine the
percentage of bodyweight that’s to be used in the various lifts.
For the press the standard 100% of bodyweight is okay. In
the bench press go along with 150%. Stick to 200% in the squat. Make the dead
lift 250% of bodyweight.
For a decline bench press add 10% more to the regular bench
press weight. And for the incline bench press deduct 10%.
Push up contests are nothing but fun and excruciating pain.
They can be run in teams or dog eat dog. Make then sets of 20 to 25 reps. As
soon as a pusher-upper finishes, another starts. It’s all very cozy until some
start to drop out. Then the agony starts. When only two are left the arms ache
like a broken heart. And making the last rep gets as tough as a record bench
press on the 7th try.
No matter what lifts are competed, a percentage formula is
easy to work out. Of course when there are enough Plus 40 members, contests can
be run by bodyweights.
Here’s a sample contest that’s short and sweet. (When the
other guy is doing the lifting.) Load a barbell to 50% of bodyweight; clean it
for five minutes without a stop. High reps win first place. The winner gets his
head examined free. For the second lift load a dummy to 25% of bodyweight;
swing it for reps. High man wins eight hours’ sleep.
Peary wants to limit the Plus 40 competitors to 50 years of age.
Why? Does he want us has-beens and never-wasers to spend our remaining years in
diapers instead of athletic trunks?
In August 1966 I joined the Seniors Track Club. From August
26th to December 10th I competed in 10 races, the last
one a marathon. If we had a 40 Plus Lifting Club I’d be alternating week ends
between lifting contests and running events.
I quit Judo at age 60 (note – the original article said age
6, but I assume that was a typo) because I wasn’t allowed to compete. The Dojo where
I worked out had a monthly contest. Time after time I was told that I was too
old to compete. I couldn’t see their
logic. I was too old to compete but not to get bounced 25-30 times on the mat
by the Black Belts. Hitting the mat never bothered me but black and blue legs
from the knees to the ankles sure did.
But let’s get on with the Plus 40 Lifting Clubs. And let’s
not ape the dead heads who are funning the so-called regular meets. Let’s get
together to have FUN. A small expense fund can be accumulated by charging a $.50
entry fee to compete. If non-lifters show up it’ll be a miracle, and a miracle
shouldn’t have to pay an admission fee.
Meets can be worked out a few weeks in advance to give the
lifters a chance to work on their lifts or stunts.
So come on, you has-beens and never-wasers, write to Peary
Rader, to Donne Hale and to Bob Hoffman and tell them what you think. But
remember, it must be a HAVE FUN organization or it won’t get many of the older
men out of the moth balls.
You won’t have to be a muscle-head or a monster or a freak –
just a bum who enjoys or thinks he will enjoy, lifting weights.
If they can’t find esthetic value in their wrinkles, let the
I-love-me old pumpers die of broken hearts.
If they can still find enjoyment in their porcine
proportions let the old monsters be buried in their troughs.
If they can still find enjoyment in their deformities, let
the old freaks go to their graves like they lived – deformed.
But you, my undistinguished fun lovers, can stick around for
years lifting unimpressive poundages, owning unimpressive muscles and running
at an undistinguished pace. BUT HAVING FUN!
I can't thank you enough for doing this one! Beautiful. This is the longer than his usual, useful article by Fred Grace I've always imagined. YES!!! I love his sense of humor as he winds it through the paragraphs, all the while giving good info on the actual lifting. FUN! Now THAT is inspiring.
ReplyDeleteAs I was typing it up I kept thinking "man, this guy sounds like Dale." Fred's stuff was fantastic.
DeleteYes! Now THAT is a compliment. The ideas for lifting fun in that article really struck me. I just ordered a wall clock from the Amazonians. The five minute, compete with oneself thing is GOLDEN. Any lift, well, not curls or these effin' hip thruster BS deals, any REAL puff and pant lift for five minutes, keep trying to beat that marker, I love it. I had a nice clock with a sweep second hand but dropped a weight and it fell off the wall and was never well again. I gotta say thanks one more time.
DeleteWho is the fellow blowing up that hot water bottle? My prostate identifies with that thing.
DeleteThe bladder blower is some English bloke by the name of Mel Robson - and the blindfold is for eye protection (allegedly.) If only a time traveler could've gotten to Fred and Gajda with his PHA back in the 60's and told them to combine forces and call it "Crossfit" the whole course of human history would've been changed. You have to pay for a whole weekend certification course now to tell folks to do a 5 minute AMRAP of cleans.
DeleteYeah! I hope the powers-that-be at Crossfit don't see this. If that happens, they'll be including the bladder-blow in their meets. "Athlete loses jaw while doing bladder-blows and kipping chin-offs simultaneously."
DeleteNot only is the article FUN, but this comment section is as well. Thanks for all of your work GCBC, Jan, and name.
DeleteI love all the articles that have been published on this site by Fred Anybody who might Grace! Do you have any idea how I could ascertain more articles that were published by Fred Grace in Iron Man or other publications? I’ve researched his name but have not come up with anything other than these couple articles on this site that were taken from Iron Man. Thank you!
ReplyDeleteHello my Friend! I shouldn't oughta be doin' this, and hope Joe will not mind; it's a one time only thing here. Here is his listing of Fred Grace articles in Iron Man, and it'll be in the following comments plural because this software only allows for a certain max number of characters posted in one comment . . .
DeleteIronman GRACE, FRED compiled by Joe Roark
DeleteJul 1964 p 28 Health starts at the middle
Feb 1965 p 11 A pear shape looks nice- on a pear
May 1965 p 22 Run for your health
Jul 1965 p 26 Sleep- the master rejuvenator
Sep 1965 p 20 Stop those energy leaks
p 30 Alonzo Stagg anf the hot dog
Dec 1965 p 20 Watch it fellows!
p 22 Take a new look at muscle
Feb 1966 p 15 Carry your own oxygen tent
Mar 1966 p 27 Wake up alive
May 1966 p 27 How to build immunity
Jul 1966 p 18 Now- try high reps for super condition & Endurance
p 19 Correction please!
p 33 Just be smart
Sep 1966 p 18 You can train beyond fatigue
Oct 1966 p 33 Some fine points of running for condition and fun
p 37 How far will you walk on your hands?
Jan 1967 p 35 On controlling the heart rate
p 35 No more sore shoulders
Mar 1967 p 20 A crying need: a Mr. Over 40 program
p 21 On expenditure of energy
p 35 100 reps per minute for the wiast
May 1967 p 2 FG- is he for real?- Hise
p 21 Every lifter should run
Jul 1967 p 27 How do we wear out?
p 31 The start of training is always tough
Oct 1967 p 35 You have to think health
Jan 1968 p 31 The egg and you
p 35 There is no tomorrow
Feb 1968 p 31 What is posture?
Mar 1968 p 27 A letter to Michael
p 32 How scientific are scientists?
May 1968 p 29 What is your best weight?
p 29 Meet Mile-A-Thon
Jul 1968 p 39 Meet the Carms (Lyn & Bob)
DeleteSep 1968 p 20 Often life begins at 54
p 20 A way of life
Nov 1968 p 29 Running can kill you
Jan 1969 p 27 Take to the hills...mentions he is age 70.
Apr 1969 p 25 So you think you're a runner!!!
p 27 Run today, pay tomorrow
May 1969 p 39 Tips on easing running pain...
Jun 1969 p 28 All that you have...
Sep 1969 p 33 A letter to Tom...
Nov 1969 p 33 When I'm 100 I'll take up golf
Ironman Grace, Fred compiled by Joe Roark
Jan 1970 p 27 Pete Strudwick is Mr. Unbelieveable
Mar 1970 p 23 Sen. Cranston's Keep Fit program
May 1970 p 37 Build endurance in your den
Jul 1970 p 17 Walt Stack: the toughest 60 year old
May 1971 p 31 Aeorbics is where you find it
Nov 1971 p 31 He ran back from the grave
Jan 1972 p 27 An thlete at 104
May 1972 p 35 If you're 40 or older
Jul 1972 p 29 Hollywood to the Sahara (Las Vegas style)
Sep 1972 p 27 When you can't endure
Nov 1972 p 21 As the twig is bent
p 23 Brian pills
p 23 Time does not kill
Jan 1973 p 33 Life in a hospital
Mar 1973 p 19 Harry Cordellos , Mr. Guts
May 1973 p 41 Try endurance work
Jul 1973 p 23 Is it nutrition, supplements, or exercise?
Sep 1973 p 25 A W.T. routine for marathoners
Nov 1973 p 25 Don't wait too long
Jan 1974 p 31 How long did it take?
Mar 1974 p 29 How much meat does one need?
May 1974 p 11 The real energy crisis-proteins & vitamins, the ultimate
Jul 1974 p 41 What are we?
Sep 1974 p 29 Fred Grace comments...
Nov 1974 p 40 My training philosophy
Jan 1975 p 17 On the vitamin jag
Mar 1975 p 25 On what do you snack?
May 1975 p 37 Do you nap?
p 37 The most important meal
Jul 1975 p 23 Calves, anyone?
Sep 1975 p 23 Wiping out wrinkles
Nov 1975 p 31 How strong can we get?
Jan 1976 p 15 A day can get long
p 36 Body recycling
Mar 1976 p 17 I found manna
p 21 Visiting with Grace
May 1976 p 38 Fred Grace speaks
Jul 1976 p 23 Won't run hills?
p 23 How tough are you?
Sep 1976 p 25 Visiting with Gracew
Nov 1976 p 37 My philosophy
Jan 1977 p 28 Rambling in one's 70s...
p 42 Watch the middle...
May 1977 p 39 Bottled ocean water
Jul 1977 p 15 How decrepit can one get?
p 23 In defencse of cholesterol
Jul 1979 p 25 Will doping help the iron game?
Sep 1979 p 30 Fred Grace speaks
If you decide to pay the crazy prices these "collector" types now ask for Iron Man mags, feel free to scan and send to me ANY Grace articles not on this blog yet and I'll typer 'em up so others can enjoy one of my all time favorite Iron Man authors too.
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