At a roast of Larry Holmes.
Unfettered, I guess you might call it.
Funny as Fuck!
Unfettered, I guess you might call it.
Funny as Fuck!
On the verge of a heart attack, I realized I might be a bit too-too high to be watching John Waters review porn films from the slippery seat era.
23 episodes, well worth finding if
your tastes run toward the hirsute in
porn-humor.
No, seriously, this feller knows his stuff!
Enjoy Your Laughing
Fucking life, eh . . . what a deal. I mean, leading up to today I coulda done anything I set my mind to . . . and what matters is that I believed it. So I'm goin' down for a brown this morning on the shitter with hopes very high and hey, aging ain't no joke regularity-wise. She's a win in the end so to speak and even though loaded with corn and bunches-a leftovers the day can now begin in full. I reaches fer the TP and empty is yer roll, fuck me it's all insane but really now . . . after a success such as this, and an amateur one I might add, this is what I'm relegated to? Using the roller to mark my victory and, shudder, simply flush it all away like it was nothing but a metaphor for life? Oh Heavens, No!
ReplyDeleteff English was your second language, how hard would it be to eventually converse like that? I may be a goldmine at rest over here waiting to erupt and open up its wealth when it comes to idee-ers.
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I put out a few ads in the usual unrelated places online offering my services. Send your son or daughter to me for a month and I'll have them speaking English of the real sort they can use in the future once Babel tumbles on itself and the gates reopen for yet another tiresome run with that other so-called savior of yore, yer, er, your myth. Yawn. In the meantime let's make money!
Hell, rent prices for foreigner students is sky high right now and, after all, I do have that extra parking space
and a tent . . .
How much is a one-way version of this for my son that ain't right?
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