Sunday, May 24, 2026

Weightlifting for Masters - Matt Foreman

 


Here is an excerpt from the book above. 
The whole book is well worth reading
you old fart . . . no, wait, that's Fart with a capital F. 
Plenty of things applicable to not just Oly lifting in it.

There is also a companion book dealing more with the programming aspect for masters, 
and thanks for a heads-up on this to
GCBC: 





One foot in the grave
and beyond.



Okay, so we've got various opinions from experts and they all support the idea that athletes start to go downhill in weightlifting when they pass 25 years of age. I imagine that's discouraging for you to read, since the vast majority of you are probably way past that magic number. 

You're in your 30s, 40s, 50s and some of you beyond that, right? You bought this book because you wanted some hope, some encouraging information that helps you believe you've still got a lot of big weightlifting potential despite the fact that you're a developmental crusty geezer, and the first thing you read in the introduction is that you've passed your peak. The experts agree that your best days are gone, and now your physical potential is spiraling into the crapper. 

Listen, I'm intentionally being sarcastic here because I know you're all intelligent people (is he being sarcastic with that last statement too?) with a realistic outlook on where you're at in life. If you're in your 40s or something like that, you already know that you've passed the young peak years of your athletic experience. Unless you live in some alternate universe of denial and ignorance, I'm not telling you something you don't already understand. You're not a kid anymore, and your body can't do many of the things it used to do.

But you still want to be weightlifters. My guess is that many of you found this sport at a later age. There's a pretty good chance that you were introduced to it through some extension of Crossfit, since that's how almost everybody in this country is discovering Olympic lifting these days (2014). It didn't take you long to get excited about it, I'm sure. This sport is very easy to fall in love with. 

You know that you are not starting at the optimal age. 
We all know that, however, you still want to do it. It's probably becoming a consuming passion in your life, and you don't really give a damn how old you are. You're emotionally invested at this point, and you're not going to stop.

That's where one of your first problems starts to surface. You see, there almost no literature floating around the weightlifting world about how to train and compete successfully when you're older. Most of the coaches and researchers in the sport don't really care about older athletes. They're focused on producing world and Olympic champions. That means their efforts are all going to be centered around athletes who start training in their teenage years (or earlier) and reach their peak in their early 20s. That's when you're physically ready for the big time, because your hormones and other physiological qualities are the highest they're ever going to be in your life. 
   
  . . . all of the weightlifting information you've researched doesn't really have much application to you. You're in your 30s, 40s, 50s or whatever, and the only training material you can find is structured for athletes who are 20-30 (50!) years younger than you. So what does this mean? 

Unfortunately, it often leads to older athletes trying to use training programs they found online that are specifically designed for younger athletes. These old lifters are new to the sport and they often don't have much coaching or experience, so they have to resort to the trusty old internet to get some guidance. They follow the only programs they can find, which are not intended for anybody at an advanced age. In short, you've got a 42- year-old weightlifter trying to follow a program that's set up for a 22-year-old weightlifter.

Where does this lead? Many of you know the answer to that question already. It leads to overtraining, injury, and just a general feeling of being beat to hell all the time. 

I'll bet I just described a large majority of you. Listen, I have a pretty wide circle of acquaintances in weightlifting and I talk to older lifters all the time. Almost every single one of them tell me how beat up they are. Their joints hurt, they're not making progress, and the frustration is starting to really dig into them. Why are these people all so banged up? 

There are two main reasons: 

1) First of all, weightlifting is simply a very difficult sport. Regardless of what age you're at, 
it's physically grueling. 

2) They're overtraining. 

Seriously, just back up and think about this for a second. You've got an old person trying to follow the training program of a young person, and the old person's body simply can't keep up with it. It blows my mind how many people these days just can't understand this concept. [I was listening to one of Dave Tate's round-table talk deals online. The topic of TRT use came up. Apparently the big "name" guys who are "no longer on gear" run up to 7 grams a week].

When you're old, you can't do the things you used to when you were young. It's one of the simplest ideas in the galaxy, brothers and sisters. And if you try to use a young person's training volume when you're in your 30's and beyond there's an extremely high chance that your body isn't going to be able to handle it. Presto . . . you've got an overtrained athlete. 

On top of that, many of the coaches who are working with older athletes are often younger people themselves, so they've got absolutely no clue what it feels like to be old. And even if the coaches are older individuals, it's very likely they don't have a lot of personal experience with older weightlifting. If they were athletes themselves, they probably retired at a relatively young age like most people do, so they don't really have a complete grasp of what the body can and can't do in the aging years. Also, their coaching efforts, like the information we found on the internet, is all specifically directed towards young athletes who are trying to make the Olympic team. 

Sadly, there's one more piece of the puzzle that makes your weightlifting endeavors so challenging . . . 

Most people don't give a damn about you. Seriously, they're not interested in what you're doing. When coaches start their careers, they dream of producing Olympians. I don't think I've ever met a coach who said, "You know, I feel a burning passion to help 55-year-old people lift their own bodyweight." 

The general public is part of this, too. When they watch 
weightlifting they want to see massive Russian dudes clean & jerking 500 lbs. Or they want to watch the Crossfit games and see a half-naked hot chick snatching 185. Most of the world doesn't want to see lifters with gray hair, loose skin, and sagging breasts trying to split clean 138 pounds [great written image there!). 

In a nutshell, there aren't a lot of weightlifting resources for old people because nobody cares about them. 

I care, brothers and sisters. I'm one of you, for crying out loud. I'm in my 40's now, and my desire to be a weightlifter is just as strong as it was when I started the sport 26 years ago. I know how much this means to you, believe me. And I also know how frustrated most of you are, for the reasons we've just mentioned. 

That's why I'm writing this book. I want to help. You're going to get a lot of resources in here, and hopefully they'll give you a chance to extend your weightlifting career for as long as you want it to last. 

You've go GOALS, and nobody should think they're unimportant. I salute you for having the courage and passion to pursue one of the hardest sports in the world at a time in your life when you don't enjoy the same advantages you had when you were a kid. 

You deserve respect, and you also deserve legitimate information that will make you better. 

Those are the fundamental ideas behind this thing. 

I'd say it's a book well worth reading.


Enjoy Your Lifting! 


"The difference between the almost-right word and the right word is . . . the difference between the lightning bug and the lightning."
 - Mark Twain
    















































Friday, May 22, 2026

First Enhanced Olympics, Sunday, May 24th

 

Post-event update:
YAWN.
I sent back my Peace Prize.
The highest low point for me was the guy standing on one leg after a demo clean & press. Nice! 
The idiot commentator called it
"a bit of a physique display."
But the whole thing did remind me that
I don't give a fuck how fast a complete stranger can swim
or how much anyone else can lift. 


I'll fess up. This post is all about me whoring 
for the enhanced games. 
They said my Peace Prize is in the mail. 

This fella had to drop out of the C&J
so he did some strict presses as a demonstration
and did a one-legger ending on a big one.
Is that a great photo or what! 
I noticed that many of the athletes are 
older than the usual peak age.
That would tie in nicely with the test and peptide products
the company behind these games sell.
Forever young and all that.
I wrote a book on this but the title said it all in three words.
"Live. Die. Putrefy."
Destined to be the shortest self-hate bestseller ever! 



https://www.youtube.com/@enhanced_games1/videos

https://www.enhanced.com/games 


I believe they'll be free to view live online. There'll be weightlifting and strongman competition in this. Competing athletes receive a salary, lodging, food, drugs, medical team monitoring, proper training facilities, etc,. and the prize money is large. $250,000 for first placings. 

Sounds to me like the old Soviet and/or Eastern European teams of the past. 
Except the athletes know what they're taking. 

The company behind these games also sells pharmaceutical products used to enhance performance and "quality" of life, coincidentally. 


"Records at What Cost? A Critique of the Enhanced Games" 

https://journals.humankinetics.com/view/journals/ijspp/aop/article-10.1123-ijspp.2025-0470/article-10.1123-ijspp.2025-0470.xml


The deadlift competition should be a good view. 

That Peace Prize really has me shilling here 
so don't tell anyone. Come on! Look at this thing.
Not the rat fuck asslicking dealmaker holding it . . . the trophy I'm getting! 
It'll help pay
for a real website with real font control.


The lotto-draw for my soon-to-be-arriving peachy Peace Prize is now open.
Tickets are 10 bucks a pop, three for 25 or books of 10 for $120. This may work out better monetarily than last summer when I went door to door in a girl guide outfit selling cookies I stole from a store. Geez, ya meet the strangest people doing that. 

On a side note relating to strange people, and we all know at least one if not several of these fucking assholes. Man, the DSM Manual is huge now, ain't it. Anyhow, here . . . 
Orthorexia: 


   
I enjoyed this interview with Mitchell Hooper.
Not just because he's a Canadian! 
"Mitchell Hooper on the Enhanced Games,
PEDS, Heart Health and 
The 1000 Pound Deadlift." 
Some stuff in there, maybe, find out . . . 
 about using less gear in these enhanced games than 
at the Arnold Classic or the World's Strongest Man. 
bUy my Peace Prize Lotto Tickets 
and fix this fucking font failure with money.



I am really looking forward to seeing this film when it's available online . . . 



click -> Fjord 

 

Enjoy Your Lifting! 

Tuesday, May 19, 2026

Overcompensation - V. Mikhailov (1975)





Every bodybuilder, weightlifter and coach knows that during intense physical training, fatigue develops faster than an athlete can possibly recover. As a result, after a bout of training an athlete needs a period of rest.  

We also know, however, that the time needed for recovery is shortened as an athlete becomes better conditioned. 

We have also learned that properly planned training, with proper rest, massage, and nutrition, can speed up the recovery time even more than it would be sped up, haphazardly, as the athlete became "tougher." 

Studies by Russian physiologists - I.V. Folbert, V.S. Farfel, M.E. Marchak, N.N. Yakovlev and others - have shown that there is a phase or cycle that can be timed to reestablish the capacity for training after a bout of training has been completed. After exertion, either training or for a contest, the different bodily functions return to normal in various stages.

Grip strength, endurance, and neuromuscular responses are restored much more quickly than the cardiovascular and pulmonary functions. 

Studies of oxygen consumption in hard-training weightlifters have shown that these athletes metabolism remains elevated as long as three or four days after a maximum training period.

The physiologists also learned that there is a stage of the recuperation period in which over-compensation takes place. In other words, sometime during the recovery process, the athlete is capable of greater performance than he was before the exercise session. The time that this over-compensation period occurs, and its duration, depends on the amount and intensity of the exercise.

The relationship between fatigue and recovery is complex. If an athlete trains too hard too often, with insufficient recovery, his performance will suffer. On the other hand, if he rests so long after exertion that all his organic functions recover completely, he will perform repeatedly at the same level. 

Yes, a weightlifter or bodybuilder has to push himself to make progress; but if he pushes himself too hard over too long a period of time he will not only fail to make progress - he will actually slip backward.

We made detailed physiologic studies of a group of athletes as they prepared for important contests. We studied their cardiovascular systems, their reflexes, their metabolisms, and their strength levels. We repeated these studies not only daily, but several times a day, at two-to-five-hour intervals. 

We found that when the athletes trained with light and medium weights their recovery was complete the morning after the training session. This indicated that daily training might be more effective than every-other-day training for men training with light and medium loads. With this routine, the effects of training were well established in the athletes and they were able to continue their regular jobs comfortably.

After heavy training, however, we found that the athletes' physiological functions did not recover the morning after the training session. Often they did not recover until two full days later or even longer. 

Contrary to generally held opinions, we found that training before recovery was complete was beneficial to the athletes and did not result in harmful "over-training." We did find, however, that training without complete recovery could only be continued for a limited time without full recuperation. For well-conditioned athletes, the time limit varied from four to six weeks. After this, the athlete needed a complete rest of sufficient duration for all their physiologic responses to return to pre-training normal.

As a result of our studies, we recommend a cyclic approach to training for best results in competition - and to permit the athlete to carry out his non-sporting activities without being overly fatigued. 

For a period of a month to six weeks, an athlete can push himself without ill effect. In fact, if he does not he will not make significant progress. After a cycle of several weeks training, however, he should "lay off" from training for three days to a week before resuming training for another cycle.

Within a training cycle, a well-trained weightlifter or bodybuilder can train on successive days with light and medium loads. After a heavy day, however, he will need a full day of rest from training - and even then he will not have had complete physiologic recuperation. His progress will continue, however, within the overall four-to-six-week training period. 

In other words, a weightlifter can work out with less than maximal poundages on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday. Then he can take either a very light Friday workout and a limit workout on Saturday, followed by rest on Sunday. Or he can take two rest days - Friday and Sunday. 

Only by personal experiment can a weightlifter determine what is "light" - perhaps to 70% of maximum - and what is "medium" - perhaps to 80% maximum. A "heavy" day, however, would involve practice lifts and power exercises with from 90% to a new personal record. Some men will find they can produce this type of effort after a day's rest, some may prefer some very light "form" training on the preceding day. Anyone will need a day's rest to at least partially recuperate after an all-out effort. 

Further personal experiment will be required to determine how long the over-all training cycle will be. For leading Russian lifters it is four to six weeks. For less experienced lifters it perhaps will be less time. When the end of the cycle is reached, it will take three days to a week for recovery before another cycle is begun. Obviously, timing the cycle is important in order to be in peak condition when the date for a contest rolls around. 

Note to the bodybuilder: 
Train away 5-6 times (even 8-10) weekly - hitting it hard - for a period of 5-6 weeks, but then a 3-5 day layoff is recommended before going back again to hard training.    

"De-loading" and "over-reaching" are far from being "new" ideas or methods; if you look into the training history material you'll see mention of it under many names pretty much throughout that history's entirety throughout "time." 


If you like this blog I guarantee you'll enjoy 
C.S. Sloan's regularly updated website. 




Enjoy Your Lifting! 


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a handful of folks are gettin' rich off your tax dollars . . . 
This is fun . . . 
How much the Trumps have pocketed off the presidency to date: 


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your psych ward on wheels.
An endless line of assholes, and Oh
they're all just like me. 



I knew a fella for a few decades who was one-a them Weathermen in New York City. The name I knew him by was not his given name, and he managed to elude authorities hunting him all along until that lockbox he hid was discovered when he died. No one knew his true identity all along, not his wife, not his kids, not his closest friends. That takes some control and he loved to drink the beer he made and smoke the dope he grew and sold for a living. He had some real interesting off-the-tax-grid workers and they were a treat to have known. Turns out he had constructed a bomb that accidentally blew up three of his fellow revolutionaries, painted the place blood red/bone white. Oops. He was good to know 
no matter.  



Also out today  . . . 
It's a Fox News Book! 
With a foreword by Erika Kirk! 
Humor . . . 
it's where you find it and
always subjective.



Also out online today. 
Tickets? 
We don't need no damn tickets.
Stars Bob Odenkirk, directed by Ben Wheatley.
A delightfully messy satire on the tiresome 
small town cop fends off bad guys plotline, eh.
Real fun violence in this one! 


Here's a five-part dark comedy from 1991:
"Selling Hitler"
The true story of the biggest fraud in publishing history,
The Hitler Diaries. 


Latest issue, July 2026 

"Project Monster: Exploring Projects of Monstrification in Bodybuilding Communities (2024)
From the journal "Body & Society"
I found it a fun read filled with absurd weirdness: 


2014. An honest, brutal and sometimes humorous account of one man's experiment to push his body to its absolute size limit via weight lifting, food, and steroids. 



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Saturday, May 16, 2026

Whatever Works, A Stand-Up Training Article - Dim Witt


No bench press or variations of same here, if that interests you or you need something like that at some point in the glorious progression of your "life" . . . or something along those lines of progression/regression/degression, but I digress a little slowly and not a lot suddenly here. 


It's something of an "old fart" layout with some easy Oly lifting in it once every time around if you feel like it. Some higher-rep leg stuff to improve circulation to naturally deadening and dying legs as time goes by. Is that all there is? Well then, let's bloody well keep dancing. A sigh is but a sigh, THE FUNDAMENTAL THINGS APPLY! 

Not much volume, but it can be done day after day after day once you figure out how far to go, how far to go and still be ready for another day tomorrow and tomorr and tomo and all that as you gradually and naturally decline into older age and the grave without worrying in the slightest about it. 

65-year old bald douche-fucking bag chemical-sac-a-shite in a classic convertible seeing himself as something other than a joke in everyone's eyes. You know the drill I am sure and have seen these idiots before. Don't be that; or do . . . I give a fuck? For-shit tattoos not included, annoying Type-A cunt master plans available. Ya gotta like the current bald-head-tattooed deal that creates the illusion at first of wearing a horribly bad toupee. Contact your asshole by shoving your head even further up it and grease that cranium up nice first. TRT. Fucking ugly shitbags filled to the brim with self . . . never enough holes, never enough lye, don'tcha know. Training article! Yes! That was it . . . 


Day One

Dip: 5-to-however-many sets of 2's working to 3's whenever you're up to adding reps; when you get there add weight. No set progression, just do more reps when you can and keep adding weight.  You are not a machine, you are an individual living being in the process of dying. 

Overhead Press, standing (well, yeah): 5's ramping up till you can only get 3. Stretch out the number of sets on a good day by doing more sets at each poundage increment, where's the jokes, and stay at your top weight for a few sets of 2's and 3's. You are not a machine, you are, duh, repeating, more weight on a good day, less on one of the average days, more input on a good day . . . WHATEVER WORKS


Day Two

Squat: same as Dips.

Leg Press or Machine Hacks: working with sets of 10 to 20 reps depending on your preference that day. If you are working out sans one of these machine deals, well, just find a sub and shut up about it. 


Day Three

Chins: same as Dips.

Row of some sort: 5's ramped till you can only get 3. Like the Press. 

Some type-a Curl: Don't even bother thinking about these, run the rack with DB curls, do EZ bar curls, 

do do hammer curls with a double-verb supination twist, whatever . . . all of 'em are pretty silly, really. No one cares about your fucking arms . . . and if they do, you shouldn't wanna know the morons anymore. 


Day Four

Some DYNAMIC LIFTING for FUN, no big fuckin' thing. Enjoy yourself with some Cleans, Snatches, etc. Don't be afraid, it's just lifting is all. 

I used this for a while in the past and may return to something similar in the limited future, ba dum sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

Righto, Sport . . . take a day off when needed, learn to read your body as it changes from vibrant to hardly alive and blah blah blah. 

One of an infinite number of layouts older farts still interested in strength training can find some fun in.  

Enjoy Your Lifting! 



There's some wonderful perceptions of Life in this. I enjoyed many of his takes on being old and losing memory over time. 

You can find it for an on-the-cheap read on monoskop.org or any of the filthy commie-pinko websites we staunch believers in the capitalist ideal all hate, despise and can find no time for! 


Here's a fine doc to get high with on 
a near-summer Sunday night . . . 



Man, sportscasters can be such poets at times! 
MMA fight . . . the guy's bleeding a LOT . . . 
"And it's Diaz leaking like a political document . . ."

Not a long match but the commentary was awesome. 

Okay . . . fighters too can be diamond-minded poets at times. 

Any endeavor, anything you choose to go all-in with for a length of time in your life . . . 

love it or hate it or . . . Genius here! 
























 

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